You, like me, want something akin to the 90's game Star Trek: A Final Unity, but of course more up-to-date. It was brilliant game for its time! Had action, adventure, puzzles to solve, and decent 3D ship combat. It even let you control power regulation across a number of ship systems. If they somehow built a game that…

He’s got over 15 million subs on YouTube.  Your anecdotal lack of awareness of him does not negate his popularity.  

I enjoyed it enough to play through it twice, with Babs and Jason, and aside from Heroic Assault there is nothing. You can give the boss rematches a shot at higher difficulties, but if you’re maxed out with the best gear they’re still super easy, and...that’s it.

I kinda get the impression that WBM expected people to…

I don’t think it’s a scam, so much as a feeling of necessity to start the game “fresh” and/or not intimidate new players.

This is the International Red Cross. I haven’t heard bad things about them like I have about the American Red Cross.

Okay I have made my dissatisfaction with not releasing the DLC for PS4 known on the last article (I really don’t see how fancier clouds are really a justification for not releasing DLC) but seriously what the fuck is the justification for not releasing a patch that is almost exclusively accessibility features?!? Like…

I preferred to relax to CARMAGEDDON.  Plenty of non-competitive game features, like exploding pedestrians and splatter bonus.

Schrodinger’s Dickhead: Someone who is either joking or not joking depending on how upset the audience becomes.

They have, sort of. In space, if you got a high enough wanted level, they’ll spawn a Sentinel capital ship. But until now, all you could do with it was destroy its gun turrets and cargo pods. Then it would just sit there, while more Sentinel fighters spawned in. It looks like you can actually destroy it now. And…

Sadly the PC version doesn’t have haptic feedback nor adaptive trigger support. (only normal vibration and lightbar color matching the health of Leon I think)

No, she’s from Frozen.

I don’t think that’s it. There’s got to be some Other Metroid game we’re missing...but baby, I just can’t think of it.

Is there a Metroid I’m forgetting? Nope, can’t think of any others.

And I skipped a forced Friends spin-off joke. I think we worked equally hard here.

lol i finished this review at like midnight, cut me some slack

...Rachel & Clank...

Hey Lifehacker, I’m going to show you how to write an article:

Plastic drywall anchors are just freaking fine for any application that you would WANT to hang stuff on drywall. There are dozens, if not hundreds of different solutions to hanging stuff on drywall and a lot of people make it into this huge debate about…

You probably could figure out how to make a slideshow out of it!

Don’t be lazy - posting some pics of the different kinds of anchors would make this article way better.  You probably could figure out how to make a slideshow out of it!