Amy Schumer reportedly asked a Comedy Central marketing executive, “Are you retarded? No, I’m really asking, are you retarded?” [Radar Online]

She’ll probably be back next year.

OMG put her back in

What’s shitty is that these criminals were given the opportunity to serve their time one after the other instead of at the same time in consideration of their children. When’s the last time a non-white/non-famous couple got that kind of treatment? The system is bullshit.

After completing the necessary release paperwork, Giudice got into an awaiting car and drove away. Her destination is a mystery.

I can confirm I have met a baby named Kale. It was so hard to talk to her mother with a straight face.

Whatever, randilyn, my future daughter is going to be Legna.

aww fuck.

I bet Kale is already in use. And Quinoa.

The namers of Neveahs need to go to lleh. It’s not even spelled right.

I have a HS friend with a 10yo Atticus and yes, sort of.

Well, I enjoyed this season. Women with strong roles even after their “Hollywood expiration date”?! Yes, please! The finale was sort of a letdown after last week’s episode but it’s still one of the best shows on TV.

When does that caveman-missing link husband of hers report to prison?

Note to Starbucks - accept cash only

You are wrong, angry person. The future can even be designated via the simple present tense, as in: “The train comes in 5 minutes.” I wish you a meditative night.

Damn her forehead somehow got smaller

My real problem? I’m even angrier than I seem.

Here’s hoping she throw that coffee in Joe’s face.

A creep like this has a wife and children. Sad. What does a wife do after her husband publicly humiliates himself and their marriage? Anthony Weiner’s (I still cannot believe the irony) wife stayed with him...but there is a twist there unless it’s all just stupid gossip.

I wanna know who their management team is that took it seriously and with a quickness. Dollars to donuts, women involved?