Congrats. GOOD for you. Actually GREAT for you!

Joke’s on you: I DO say the same about perfume.

I worked as a PA for a real estate agent in a high-priced area, and he’d by these super expensive $60 candles to burn at open houses. They smelled good, and he sold a lot of homes, so I guess it was a good business investment.

I’d offer those services too but It’d end with me realizing my horrible mistake and trying to lick up all the wine and....nobody should have to watch that.

Not just your dream, THE dream. Good for you. Amazing how well a body responds when you remove the (overload of) stress.

That is pretty cool. I’d love to hear the origin story.

For $10 I will come over to your house, light some cheapo tea candles and spill a lot of wine. You provide the wine.

Plus you could buy like 2 boxes of wine for one fake candle bottle of wine. So no thanks.

I own a candle company (with a brick & mortar) that could fall into the “premium” range however this has made me underline and bold my “create luxury line for 2016” item on my To Do List.

I’m working on some alternatives for situations like this when “Bye Felicia” isn’t enough. Currently marinating on

Crisco?! Blasphemy! No wonder you have defected to Pillsbury. Ice cold butter is the only way to go!

I actually thought it was possible. Nothing there was particularly difficult to make. Now I just feel badly for her. Imagine feeling like you have to lie about something that basic.

It's really hard to make pies look that good. My pies taste amazing, but look like shit.

Pumpkin pie is the easiest fucking pie on the planet to make, so I could give Khloe that one.

Same! So obvious. And isn’t Khloe supposed to be the least offensive Kardashian?

at no point did i ever believe she baked those fucking pies.

Not to be salty, but I knew she didn’t bake those fuckin’ pies the second I saw them.