“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

Things the Gilbert School District will not talk to your child about:

I had someone on my fb once stated that 100% of children who were available for adoption were actually adopted. To which MP replied, “Pray tell, wtf is the foster system then?” and what followed were friends adding, “And aging out?” and “which kids?” and “at what age?” and “welp, problem solved!” and ... it was a…

Hey man, this is Arizona, the nation’s hemorrhoid. SOME of us are trying to have a civilization here.

It's mainly organized religion that slows us down.

i went to catholic school

I do not understand why America—a wonderful country that I like and admire very much—is so fucking stupid sometimes. I really do not. America is like an honours-list high school student that lights its own farts on fire.

mine too. I blame Jeff Lewis and his recent renovation on their home as told by Bravo.

“Brian Austin Green is an actor best known for being hot.”

WAIT DON’T START THE BEACH PARTY YET I’M COMING HANG ON

She’s the greatest thing to come out of that franchise, for sure.

I was hopefull for the demise of the awful Joe after the hurricane as he was tearing down the moldy house without a respirator.

Why weren’t they listing this on Airbnb or HomeAway and making a killing? Hello! Shabby Chic RHONJ Beach House with laminated photos from key moments all over the place would have payed for itself!

Is this Theresa’s prison cell

I found the floor plan online.

I’m guessing they hired their contractor the same place they hired their accountant?

i cant even talk about those stone window frames. thats how mad they make me.

YOU ARE WHY WE HAVE TO HAVE ZONING LAWS AND HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATIONS, TERESA

It’s not the president we need, but it’s the president we deserve.