carlysagan
carlysagan
carlysagan

She doesn't know if the world is flat and is an exceptionally kooky Christian. That baby will be better off left at a fire station.

Gilda Radner, I get. Shari Lewis? That's kind of random.

Is your firepower able to penetrate several layers of spanx?

Also, probably, your father helping a celebrity get away with murder.

Men really don't like it when something is made by women, for women do they? That's a lie, I know a tonne of guys who fucking love the show.

Can we PLEASE just have this one thing?

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

They're probably big fans of the movie because they associate the romantic development shown with "true love," and they're into that kind of thing.

Have you ever been to Stockton? Let's just say that you lock your doors while driving.

Celebrity...he keeps using that word, but I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

While I was skimming the article titles in the sidebar I thought it said Alan Rickman. My first instinct was to find out how much of a cunt the woman was being that Alan Fucking Rickman had to call her a cunt on Twitter.

Did she legally change her name to all of those and did she keep her name legally those? Otherwise, a bit offensive calling her that.

seriously...every time i see her, she looks about .5% different,and I can never figure out what the change is. then when i compare pics that are years apart, i get a little frightened.

Kim is *this* close to one surgery too many. She's already getting that feline look of too much work. Leave well enough alone, girl!

Read some of the YouTube comments. My personal fave: "This porn has horrible music."

Yeah, that's the only way I can parse it and have it make sense. "I have returned to wanting to do something that I cannot do."

If this is autotuned, autotune does not work.