I don't understand why she didn't dye her hair totally red. Otherwise, w/e. At least she's working toward a goal. I'm just drinking wine.

Being in a situation where my husband has an awful ex-wife (mother of his son), I can assure you, there is NO bonding happening over the hatred of an ex. It tears people apart. I'm sure he is loving it but, its difficult to be secure in a relationship like that because your hatred gives the other soooo much power…

For me, I don't want to go to bed because it means the next thing I'll be doing, is waking up and having to start another less than fulfilling day.

That explains my love for karaoke.

It's not MY fault I get to bed late. It's the fault of my workplace for being far away from my house, thus forcing me to have to get up early. It's also the fault of Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart, because I have to go to bed informed (and amused) about world news! Stupid locations and brilliant satirists.

I do this. It's because my day job is so soul-sucking I have to artificially extend my free time hours to feel as though my life is not an empty pit of drudgery.

OMG, omg, omg. I just perused that blog and got to the section on umbilical cord/placenta art.

Sweet Jesus, those posts are disturbing.......

It's okay. My pubic has been full of idiots before, too. We've all been there.

these two splitting was the final blow:

Or you know, he loved her.

How I feel reading this;

I'm short, chubby, and have been compared to a Troll doll more times than I can count. If I can find love, you can too.

Glass half full!

So what I'm hearing is that Antonio Banderas is available?

No one learned anything from Johnny Depp. Ever.

Here we go - an article about how smaller boobs are cool right now and the girls w/ big boobs STILL have to be heard.

I got dismissed by GlossandGlitter for agreeing with you. So I'll say it here — I agree with you. I'm sick of busty women trying to make me feel sorry for them. I don't. Everyone loves big boobs.

Ok, good for you. You are still the most sought after body type for straight men in the United States, so I think you will be just fine.