...because they don't know what the fuck they're talking about and she's smarter than all of them combined.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

MTE as painful as it is to see a woman slapped, just no. She assaulted him and she had it coming.

Hahahaaaaa, she should've taken him up on that— "Well, we are all 9-10s, but one of us sometimes wears a 12 during her period. Will that do?"

Ugh, right??? I feel like I need three showers just READING what the guy wrote. Gross.

More like the guy got territorial and wanted to claim his property. That's what the full custody was all about. That, and the chance to mind fuck his ex once again.

Parenthood is a behavior which is demonstrated, not a genetic birthright. If a child is six months old and either biological parent turns up and tries to stake a parental claim without having changed a single diaper, the law should call bullshit.

Her mistake was telling him about the pregnancy at all.

To be fair, most of those women almost certainly dye their hair. As a fellow one-time bottle-blonde, I can spot my sisters in misguided hair styling.

Not to be too off-topic, but I'm semi-surprised that I've never seen Jezebel address how the FoxNews show Outnumbered uses the hashtag #Oneluckyguy to refer to the one man they rotate through that show. It's so clearly referring to the notion that he's so "lucky" to be surrounded by hot chicks and maybe, just maybe,…

Good to know. I'll alert the press.

Shit. And the view from my high horse was SO NICE.

Compared to these shitstorms, I have nothing. I mostly have trouble getting along with myself.

I had a roommate that got a ferret without telling me and let it run all over the place like a cat. Then I went away for two weeks for work and when I came back someone had obviously used my bed and shower and left beer cans all over my room and when confronted, she told me the ferret must have done it.

After watching Extreme Cheapskates I'm grossed out by this. Use a promotional water bottle like a LADY, old roommate.

I'm reading them just to find out IF any of them are about me! I can't have roommates for the opposite reason as you - inconsiderate-ness throws me into a passive-aggressive rage. It's bubbling up just reading your sentence describing yourself as free-spirited!