Omg I knew that, but for some reason, I thought Tilda Swinton’s name was Thandie Newton as a weird mind fuck.

Trump has no idea what he’s ACTUALLY set in motion. When word got to Bernie Tarpin, he immediately phoned Sir Elton John to call an emergency meeting of The Gay Mafia. “Rocket Man” is for singing loudly while high and nostalgic for jamming to this with your Dad (me) OR Bill Shatner-ing on it. Trump shall be met with…

Uh oh... :-( I also love Maeve.... blanking on her name like a bad feminist.

I’m a huge JLD fan, but I mean, she’s got a lot of Emmys now... I’m not a “everyone deserves a trophy!” gal, but once you’ve won a few, maybe you’re like “Neat... where am I gonna put this?”

Oooh agreed! Westworld... Anthony Hopkins is such a dreamboat...

He was a Hilary supporter clearly and said so repeatedly. In no way did he “support” Trump and the show played those clips. He has an entertainment show, not a political one. It’d be like watching Maher (sp?) and being annoyed in his lack of fart jokes.

There are a LOT of people there I would hang up on. I know it goes without saying.... but what is Justin Beiber seeing in the mirror? I’m really self-critical, which is bad, but I feel like he’s not self-critical at all to be like “Yeah, this will be my calculated uncalculated look.”

RealBrockTurner indicates maybe there are Brock Turner imposters? Or, GASP, a dude who also has the name Brock Turner??? I’d have to change my name. Even Rock Turner would be ok...

SHE’S TERRIBLE AT READING HER AUDIOBOOK BECAUSE SHE HAS NO INFLECTION AND SOUNDS LIKE A ROBOT. There. Now that’s settled. Has anyone said that yet? Isn’t that the big story about this book? Oh... the election... That happened :-(

I teach the youths at the universities too. Um, do yours write down these ideas? Type them out perhaps? If so, do you have an extra decoder I can borrow? Especially if it’s like the one Sherlock used in that movie about the giant decoder.

I need someone who literally looks like a garbage face then turns into a pretty Redon. I can’t be sure of any product or food thing (though I’m vegetarian, soooo) if someone way hot is trying to sell me on it. I’m 30 and I don’t have effortless beauty... wah! :-(

Truth

Ooooh AC/DC... that was so early on though, right? I’ve never even heard the other frontman.

With respect to Brian May who’s a fucking physicist (PhD) and still has nice hair, last I saw, I give no fucks about ANYTHING after Mercury died.

Why is he announcing this instead of Trump? I thought Trump said he’s a garbage person?

Omg I love her. Not as much as Maddow, but enough to almost make me journal. Almost.

I second the idea of someone telling me how they REALLY look hot, as opposed to just being “born with good genes.” I was born with great genes, my parents were/are attractive., but I fail to look like any Kloss sister.

My people! I’ve been passive-aggressively disagreed with when I posted about this. It doesn’t matter that this person is a “God will make it OK” person because he knew some FEMA law about not letting people in flooded structures.

Ugh. This is why it’s hard to get a job in academia. Too busy giving them Native Douche. And here I was filling my CV with my ComicCon presentations...

I would still wear that outfit. #MeowMeMuch