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Maybe not that specific incident, but other prominent speculations, surely.

Shit... FINE. Now that everyone is being so mad about it, I too will never work with Allen again. This time for sure.

Jeff Beck

How is this not the lovechild of David Tutera’s old show and BridalPlasty (RIP)?

I immediately liked this. Gimmie.

Omfg Naomi from Mama’s Family. I loved her.

I like it when a celebrity/legend seems like they’re a genuinely nice person. Dolly is one of these for me. I don’t want to imagine otherwise. (Please don’t crush my dream!)

One of my only regrets is asking my mom to pluck my eyebrows like Xtina.... because who knew that would be a life choice?

After breaking spirits by entering final grades, I needed this.

Addicted to books does not equate to addicted to reading. Just sayin’... because I’m a Lit/writing instructor and jelly

Yes, but did you watch “The Juniper Tree?” Did you??? I did as a tactic to flirt with my bf. He has a huge Bjork tattoo (picture with bubbles on her tongue) and lurves her.

Assuming she had my reaction of immediate implosion, I’m sorry for your loss.

Hmmmm I think I’m a jerk....

Ugh. Look, I’m over wishing someone would help Lohan. People have gone through MUCH worse and done MUCH better with their lives over and over again. 10 years ago, sure, boo for her. But she’s a grown-ass woman. I feel zero sympathy for her. The only person capable of being fucked with by Harvey.

Sooooo right on. Like, I think I got some DKNY jeans once at TJ max in 1999. On clearance.

Donna Karen, you are a jerk who hasn’t designed something hip in eons. Clearly, she’s very out-of-date to dust off the tires trope of the woman’s attire causing an incident. I dislike you.

Aside from cheating (which just means you should break up), if confronting the issue clearly doesn’t create a consistent mutual endeavor to improve your sex life, try the therapist. Then if that doesn’t work....

I’m not even clicking that motherfucking night-ruiner. Just a reminder that Gwen wore a pink dipped Galiano gown for her wedding and if she gets married again, it’s gonna be in “SHUDDER” Blake Shelton for Kmart flannels.

Tony! Yes, for several years in fact. He was the inspiration for a lot of Tragic Kingdom (Dobt Speak, for instance).