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That Aussie is obviously part of the Satanic agenda of Australia to lure tourists there. It’s so clear everything will kill you, especially Mel Gibson. In fact, I’m not sure I want to visit New Z because it’s too close to Animals Murdering Dust Town.

Who knows about lame Yu-Gi-Oh? Nothing is better than motherfuckin’ POGS! Period. Full Stop. Slammed with a sweet YingYang Slammer. With spike edges because it’s gonna SHRED your cheap ass cardboard pogs while it SENDS THEM TO HELL.

For a week my house revolved around GLOW, then the documentary, then finding clips of the show on YouTube, then being sad that we ran out 80s fun.

So very true of OITNB... Gawd Piper, just see yourself OUT.

That’s my husband... Maybe. Don’t tell my other husband.

Brandi’s latest face tho.... noooo.

Enough of these BS stories about his herpes, green goo, whatever is going on with his infectious wang.

Yasssss! Real talk.

Yasssss! I found several cringy moments too! Like almost everything seems like a backhanded compliment? Almost like” Yeah! I manned up and showed how pro-woman I am and NOT BASIC by my abnormal partner selection!” And his girl is curvy, but there have been curvy “plus-sized” (I don’t like saying that) models featured

Oh Chaotic... that assistant to BritBrit was Awkward AF during this scene where she had “lost “ Britney. After standing outside a door for a weird length of time, B-Rit opened the door giggiling “We were fucking!” We being .... that guy? Kevin?

I mean, he’s pretty fucking awful... and boo Arkansas. And I read this right after seeing Justin T at Canada’s Pride parade having a blast, high-fiving, just LIVING LIFE LIKE A BOSS.

No no no U.K., WE are the laughing stock. USA!

But how else will I rule the school? I’ve already taken off my nerdy glasses thus transforming me into a goddess (set to sweet makeover music), had a party that quickly becomes overcrowded (WHO TOLD???) and put a hex on Marsha Brady to lose all her hair in the shower. Drugs must be part of my narrative.

About time!!!!! He’s been really underrated for a long while, even his interviews on his 90's show were good. If I could have an ounce of his confidence and fabulosity, I would be so fierce. Yay Ru!

Ahhhhh! Wtfwas that???? At first, I was like “Aw, funny faces!” But then she just kept fucking doing it and I’m just not sure why? I surmised that it was to draw attention away from the much hotter/seemingly more talented “lead” Haim. It gave me a physically awkward feeling, as if any moment she would just seize out.

I’m not anti-Republican (Ok I DO only like the very moderate two or three). I don’t know why Dems cannot get shit tigether. Like energize, have high profile Dems make appearances for as many candidates as possible. I absolutely concur that gained ground is fine but ITS NOT WINNING. Dems need passionate people that

That’s a good one. I’d have a fake funeral/Surprise Quinceanera and buy something suuuuuper rediculous.

What stops someone (me) from just wearing the clothes for a week and returning it? I mean, if you’re a terrible, dishonest liar.

Truth. They’re happy, good for them, but STFU. I would rather read about RiRi building earwax models in her spare time than anything past “armadillo.”