carlvenkman
carlvenkman
carlvenkman

In the picture at the top, it looks like the woman in back is ready to stab that guy through the heart with a kebab for inviting those two. 

In other news: Lt. Col. Vindman was just escorted out of the White House by security and told his services were no longer needed. Because he testified against Trump.

-Having daughters doesn’t mean you’re not a misogynist.

I’m not at war with black men; I love them very much. I’m at war with misogynists. If you think the two are automatically synonymous, that’s on you, but that’s not a belief I hold, nor is it a generalization I’ll accept having projected upon me.

As a gay, white man when I got to 7 I went, “Got it. Done”.

Sometimes you just want to be surrounded by your folk. 

Because white people will invite themselves anyway?

...is “indie pizza” an actual pizza chain, or do you actually prefer papa johns over a local, independent pizza place???

You might want to look up his record on that then.

One old racist believes in gun control and climate change. The other one just approved the use of landmines and is repealing every environmental law he can.

ZING!

Seriously what in the fuck did any of you expect? I don’t need to hear another word from these soulless pricks about Kap, the flag, anthem or anything about patriotism because they don’t believe in that word at all. The most important election wasn’t 2016, it was 2010 & 14 when these damn tea party psychopaths took

How much did PETA pay for that ad? Did they get a charity discount? Did they realize they supported the NFL? Do they think people are going to stop eating chicken wings, hot dogs, hamburgers, ribs, riblets, babyback ribs, more chicken, pork chops, sausage, watch that commercial and say, oh hell yes. I’m a monster.

Sorry, I’ll finish the column later. I’m still busy trying to figure out how snakes and fish “take a knee...”

Oh, you’re right ... I didn’t get that from what you said previously. Hey, black folk did it for Obama, but it still isn’t anybody’s business how often one votes. That’s gerrymandering, ya know? Not to mention cheating! Republicans will do absolutely anything to win; fuck doing it fair & square. Means nothing when

How? By deciding that mentioning that incident was the most important thing that needed to be done upon his death. I wonder when Bush 41 passed did she feel the need to mention his nickname while in the senate was “rubbers?” Will she mention Bill Clinton’s multiple affairs and alleged rapes when he dies? Funny how

When you think about it, a restaurant is a little bit like a hospital room. (Sorry, doll, I don’t have a cheerier comparison.) Professionals are running the show, and none of them would be thrilled to see you handling things yourself, whether it’s measuring out your dosages or changing your own bandages. Same goes

THAT is no reason to purge them. It’s not supposed to be the government’s business whether someone votes or doesn’t vote. This is bullshit! Who are they? Big Brother? Just #@)(*$#&*

So you need to pass a background check, fill out a couple forms and show ID? And you consider that “pretty difficult?”

You clearly don’t eat out much. A good restaurant will take your full order in advance and the expediter (you know, the role that Gordon Ramsay plays when he’s screaming in kitchen nightmares) will tell the kitchen when to fire what.