Did I just slip into an alternate universe? Is this real?

If you find it to be "such a big hassle" to literally just pre plan with your party where to sit on an app then you should probably get up to date with current technology. I mean seriously you would rather force yourself to arrive an hour early just to get the seats you want? This new system is awesome and allows you…

The group rejected the proposal and instead requested the movie theater chain settle the occurrence by firing the employees involved, providing mandatory customer service and anti-racism training to its staff, and issuing a written apology to the charity.

We definitely had to pause a few times to wonder if we were being fucked with

He was probably concerned that her grace and intelligence would rub off. 

You mean the same MLBPA that managed to get excellent health benefits and a good pension for their players? I mean they didn’t need a salary floor so what is your point? Seeing as how Bryce Harper and Manny Machado did pretty well last winter I would say they are doing far better than their NFL brethren. If The…

Oh look, a totally clueless person who must have been living on another planet for the last 40+ years to not have any idea why anyone would ever call Trump racist. Not like we have decades worth of his own words and actions to go by.

Let’s be clear: Tuscaloosa may be blue, but the fans come from every part of the state and will be disproportionately white like most people who are able to attend sporting events are. The student section is just that: a section of the fanbase.

Are you fucking serious? Dude there is a fucking computer in your pocket use it for something other than looking for porn. Since your dumb ass asked

Serious question to the fan boy who made the comment about Bradley Cooper being the next Black Panther: How fucking dumb are you? I mean I know that is a rhetorical question at this point but I need to know was there ever anything written in stone or a law sworn upon a stack of bibles that 007 was to remain a white…

Dear Fan Boys:

This child (and any others in his care) needs to be removed from that home. A person that feels this level of entitlement over another person’s body is possessive. When it is a man specifically trying to exert control over a woman’s sexual and reproductive rights (however fashionable), through force (subjecting a…

More like T.M.I.

I mean holy shit did Cecily Strong nail this last season on SNL. I mean I can hear her voice saying these fucking words. I mean I know The Impossible Hulk was a spoof but I am almost certain if you put cameras in enough spaces you would get enough “white womaning” to last thirty seasons.

Can someone please fucking tell me what an officer of the law has to do to be held accountable for their actions? Maybe if they blew up a Dunkin Donuts the judge would’ve given a fuck. This is beyond negligent it is a complete abdication of any sense of decency or common sense. Who in the fuck trains someone to react…

And this damage was over a shoplifting beef. The police are all about protecting the property of the powerful; public safety, not at all. 

This is what it looks like when you give a rural police force Army equipment and no reason to use it.

Yes, let’s talk about that. I was off all afternoon and came back to find that fuckery. And I believe they closed comments on a couple of Jezebel articles too. 

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

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