Thank god I have a few hours until Dry January. 

“eating cockroaches just to jerk yourself off”

While some might be Michiganders, wouldn’t others be Michigeese?

Thanks. I’ll pass them on to MH. 

But can’t decide which is more brilliant. Michael Harriot’s breakdown, or the fact his explanation has the whole internet acting like Greg’s neighbors. Brilliant indeed.

You made me laugh. 

Yeah. Why trust Lebron James’ views on the NBA when we have some random guy to straighten us all out? 

I didn’t know what that word meant so I looked it up and it was right there in the dictionary.

Sure. Everyone likes Zion, but it has to be killing Coach K that he missed out on Brad Davison.

Nothing funny or witty to post tonight. (I’ll fuck with you later.) I have sons your age. Well, ten years younger than you, but still. Drew’s parents—your son has touched us all. He is with us daily. Every time I go to this site, it is with the hope of good news. Drew, get well. Much love to you, your wife, your kids.

We’re fine with answers fewer than 500 words. (Sorry, I’m just missing the shit out of Drew.)

More like Stand Your Privilege. 

I’m not fucking with some one who has the cajones to do this

You’re awesome and I love your writing. 

Yep. No longer able to see more than two or three who give you a star.

I was a Lamonica fan. The Snake is my all time favorite quarterback (Sorry Joe). Judge is my favorite player. I’ll be dead before these guys are worth a shit. 

Michael:

Get well my friend.

I guess as long as she’s not kneeling during the National Anthem...

Talking Math Club level hot.