Yours is the correct answer. Although the hot dog may have started out as a sandwich, it has risen in status to become its own thing.

I’d be more than willing to tip not to feel like a shitheel. But it would probably take more than a few bucks to accomplish this.

“How else can you explain this dearth of coordination at a fundraiser for Palm Beach County Republican Lincoln Day?”

Lamar Lemmons. You made my Sunday. 

Anna, enjoy your work, but I couldn’t bear to read another sentence. I have a pretty good idea what was coming next. I did reread some of the “recommended stories”, though.

Or if you don’t want to make a big deal of yourself, when the server says “gwin-chell-lee”, you could say, “I love guanciale”. The server probably wasn’t that confident in the pronunciation anyway and now the server will have a pretty good idea how to pronounce it. Mission accomplished. That is, if the mission was…

I’ve heard that in Theismann’s production meetings, coworkers used to snap pencils. 

Saw Bohemian Rhapsody last night with little Carl. Talked for two hours after. Don’t miss this movie. In honor of the vets, I’m dropping this:

SNL is leaking content to you? Daaaaamn, indeed, Gina. 

How could anyone ever hit their children? Professionals who train dogs for the military/police would never think about laying hands on an animal and you dumb asses are out there beating your children, your supposed loved ones? Just fucking stop it. 

Ok, but I’m going to choose the “private window” option like people do when watching other porn. 

So when Bobby was Jags OC, he lived a couple of doors down. If you read Deadspin, you probably, like me, tend to think that these guys are someway special, different from you and me. I can assure you that a more common fuck has never existed. There was no light shining above his head, nothing to make you think that he…

Now if you could only get this younger generation to get off their asses and vote. Like old people do.

When asked about why the match was canceled, and you don’t want to say the real reason, go with “Nah, just nah.”  Saying it was because of Nadal’s injury is fucked up. 

I’m now a Florida resident, but have to star both.

And even if they don’t win, can we give Florida a little credit for backing a candidate like Gillum? Along with Georgia and Texas, Florida put a pretty amazing person up there.

I want my sons to be like Maxine Waters. 

Because “Move over Maytag Front Control Built-in Tall Tub Dishwasher in Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel with Stainless Steel Tub” doesn’t have the same ring?

I so enjoyed it, I came back days later to read your comment again. 

“Allowing a superstar to call the shots...”