Mostly agree with you, but I will turn around on someone I hate almost the second they retire. I hate the Cowboys but I really enjoy Romo now. He’s no longer complicit.

I first saw this on this site with NBA articles, and I am also sick of the “(Random Player) Out for the Year and Everything Sucks.” If I’m a Rockets fan, or a partisan fan of any contender at all, if Curry gets hurt and is out for the year, I’m not gonna say, “God that sucks, I am robbed of the joy of watching a great…

THANK YOU! I hate the Packers with every fiber of my being, I get so tired of all the unending Aaron Rodgers fondling. Why did Peyton Manning have to spend his whole career (until the ugly end) wearing the stigma of “Only 1 Super Bowl” but nobody ever uses this logic with Rodgers?! I hate him, I hate them, I hope they…

I hate the patriots and cowboys completely and forever. By extension, I hate Sam Adams beer, Tony Romo as a commentator, Click and Clack, and both cities.  I view this as completely rational and will not seek the help my wife says I need. 

Even as the fan of a rival team, I swear to you that this displeases me.

maybe but soccer sucks

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Rutgers.” 

Haven’t seen a 2 man Seattle team fall that short since Kemp & Schrempf ran into LJ and Mourning every Saturday during my childhood

It is too bad that they transformed themselves from a gun safety organization to a lobbying organization for the firearms industry.

Ha! Fuck ‘em.

+1 for Welkeresque Ratboy 

Robert Evans was the best.

How soon people forget the greatness of Rolf the Nazi Shark.  SMDH.

“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?  I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance...”

My main theory is that Simmons loves Lombardi because he finally found somebody who makes worse references based off of an even more limited pop culture background. That, and he knows Belichick.

[Bill Simmons Voice]

“With Jim as my witness, Paris is broken in half.” - Trump

That second gif ... he looks like he just finished breaking down after finding out a close relative died and is trying to get his shit together.

Also lame: being the, like, thirty-seventh person to tack “Sr.” onto their jersey nameplate.