Think back to the best looking F1 livery of the last thirty years. Whatever it is, this is better.

There is something about this car that just draws me in. Ever since I was a teenager I’ve lusted after one of these and I don’t know why. I grew up riding in sensible Japanese sedans, I really don’t like driving big vehicles, and I have no desire to own a convertible. But the ‘76 Eldorado with the 500ci (preferably in…

Eye of the beholder and all, and I might be just a bit biased, but there’s no way that thing is better looking than this:

Thanks for clarifying.

If someone is a vegan crossfitter, there’s exactly zero chance you’ll need to wonder. Zero on the Kelvin scale.

I admire your commitment to reminding us about your 850, even when it has almost no relevance to the article at hand.

30-40 pedestrians per mile

I wonder if Lee Majors was consulted......

You hit the nail on the head for me. No wonder car companies don’t cater to us, we’re absolute morons when it comes to follow-through:

Wait until he reveals his plan for CloverLeaf Industries

Keith David will always be #1 for his role in Requiem for a Dream...

Dang, I feel a bit let down. This entry felt downright tame. Of course, I don’t think anything could top last year’s Fucktomb. I’d say this was the best dig that I don’t remember seeing in previous entries in some variation:

An obligatory GFY for your shitting on a cheesesteak, but if you ever visit, check out Nick’s Roast Beef, Tony’ Luke’s, or Cherry Street Tavern.

Walking around you can tell it was definitely a very cool city at one time. But between every 2 bars with some good jazz playing were 18 abandoned buildings. Felt like a ghost town, which is definitely a bummer.

Because cocaine is famously unavailable in Miami. 

After 27 years (I did not grow up in a football household and I am Canadian) of Dolphins fandom, I am left with only one response to the skewering that Drew just launched on my franchise of choice.

“Why don’t you go feed yourself a sugar cube, you toothy shit?”

Reggie Herring looks like he should be selling autographs and VHS tapes at a “Legends of the Midcard” wrestling nostalgia convention in Delaware.

I’ve always gotten Major Applewhite, the former Texas Longhorns QB mixed up with Marshall Applewhite.