looking at the kid the ushers probably figured he was some uber-rich dude’s developmentally disabled kid and didn’t want to cause a scene. 

I wanted to ungrey this because, well, selfishly, it gets to the heart of my point and allows me to rebut a person filled with false-confidence head-on because he/she clearly read one Boston Globe Article entitled “For Jared Remy, Leniency was the Rule Until One Lethal Night” and that’s it (he/she mimics, verbatim,…

In 2007, Vlad Jr. stood in front of his dad as he accepted the HR Derby trophy. #TBBBBBBBBBBT

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Good luck USWNT, don’t forget to bring home beer.

I would watch a show about Brad Radke discussing every home run he gave up. CHIHUAHUA!

It’s all just Harden trying to off Paul in increasingly wacky “Home Alone” type scenarios, so he can collect a life insurance policy he took out on him.

[Chris Kattan voice] Villela! No, Villela!!

So, I’m not Dante3000, but I’ve worked almost exclusively for startup companies for my entire professional career, and I have Thoughts(tm) on Venture Capitalism.

So you’re basically saying this is the Jim-Edmonds-letting-up-just-before-he-gets-to-a-ball-so-he-can-make-it-look-more-difficult-by-diving-instead-of-just-making-a-running-catch of pizza highlights?

I read the second half of your comment in Bruce Prichard’s Vince McMahon voice.

While this sequel sounds dire, I don’t really understand the need to shit upon the original. It was a decent, if not spectacular, movie that millions of people remember fondly. That’s the point of this cash-grab.

“LSD is a PED.”

“Not a big deal,” Bannon responded. “We were effecting a lawful arrest.”

Did everyone in New Orleans take a turn kicking Deadspin’s gerbils?

This is horseshit. Good for New Orleans. Fuck New York. Fuck Boston. Fuck LA.

as a sixer’s fan i have to admit i’m glad the ball didn’t have a nike swoosh and that kawhi is a new balance guy. because this shit would be on a commercial to break my heart every.time.it.fuckin.aired

Zach Smith looks like a guy who tells his friends, “I know they have to act like that, but that stripper was definitely into me.”

Some of us understood. Some of us were rated “You’re genius” while our sisters were rated “eg-nor-amus” and we never let them live it down.

This is so much more wholesome than when Clark the Cub harasses opposing players for HJs.