A hearty LOL at them taking calls “with Minihane’s permission.” He apparently has no problem with spewing all kinds of vile shit about people he’s never actually met but yeah, real magnanimous of the guy.

In that case, can someone tell Donny he’s out of his element?

I would suspect the Catera because I am old enough to know it is the Caddy that “Zigs.”

My mind immediately went to Dave Thomas spiking a Baconator because the patties weren’t square enough.

Officiating AAU basketball is not a fun experience. I refuse to work any more tournaments. They are totally money-making operations first. Even last year’s incidents with Lamar Ball’s team are not unusual.

The thing is, people in the Gilded Age didn’t have the glut of circuses (if not enough bread) to distract them from understanding the extent that they were being screwed.  I’m honestly not sure that there is a limit to this shit anymore.

Card players for diving. Card players for delay of game. Card them early, card them often.

Wallabobby Knight.

“Prepare to meet Thon Maker!”

I think much of that is due to the structure of the sport and the risk/reward of flopping.

Getting to second and third base because someone isn’t fully aware of what’s going on is fine in baseball. Don’t try it in any other circumstance.

“I said they could, not they should. But they should.”

I heard he became a mail carrier in New York City.

That joke knocks you Downapeg.

when the free throw he tried to miss and made by mistake covered the 1.5 point spread is at the top of the list for gamblers

When people compare the Celtics rebuild (which hinged on a trade that is now illegal) to Sam Hinkie’s rebuild, you know their either idiots or just full of shit.

I mean, Embiid is a terrifying beast and frigging hilarious in a completely un-ironic way and you guys get to have him around for the foreseeable future so y’know, you’ve got that going for you!

Accepting that these are all pretty funny things, my favorite is people who project this to be the apex of what this team will ever become.

I like the Wilt shout out at the very end.

I sent one about how Deadspin isn’t asking the real questions in sports like, “If woodpeckers can bang their head against trees for hours on end why doesn’t science woodpeckerize football player heads?”