Vlasic: “It was the right call.”

Q: It was the right call?

I’d pay any player at least $2.62 to recreate this photo with Goodell when they get drafted.

He knows that off season workouts are voluntary right? He didn’t need to go to these lengths to get a doctor’s note.

I wonder if his diary will be as interesting to read.....

Lou “The Airfryer” Williams?

He didn’t need the money because he still has all of that Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf and The Zoo Story money coming in.  

I knew San Jose would be amped up after images of Von Miller hooking Pavelski were posted all over the interwebs.

And moonlights as a commercial airline pilot.

They recalled the Dart???

“A gasp, then a moan. That is not the sound of shock or even disappointment. That’s horror.”

The name Avisail sounds like some sort of new presciption strength drug to treat genital warts or something.

He should be fine.  Resident Evil taught me that all wounds should be treated with herbs. 

“Philly enters the playoffs with one of the league’s thinnest benches...”

Ramon Foster simply thinks Jerome Bettis was the better running back and enjoys listening to Don Henley privately.

Of course Columbus doesn’t want to get steamrolled, they saw what happened to Cleveland when it was Steamer’d.

“Unlike a shooting stroke.....”

10 years ago the Lakers made the Magic disappear. How symmetrical.

And this is their new fight song..... 

Kinja!