Aaron Rodgers is Petty.

To be fair to the league, hockey fans can and do complain about everything.

“Coaches, they have to coach with one hand behind their back.”

“He’ll put you in the trash can from a mile away.”

“exchanging post-win handshakes”

“I got that offer, and I kind of was like, ‘Dang,’” [the well-coiffed gentleman] said.

Ok. Cool.

Jay? John? Sears no longer exists.

I always thought it was tequila that came with the worm, not blended scotch whisky.

Haha, oh well, you can make it up to me L-A-T-E-R this week.

Len has always been indulging in his self-defeat.

I never trust a man who wears the 21st century version of Oakley Blades while coaching.  It’s just a rule of life.

I went to buy a bra, Bruh, but my bro hated it. And I’ll tell you one thing brother, it sucks when your bro hates your bra buy. Alas, Bruh.

I have had too many concussions to remember (football, lacrosse, wrestling, and just general stupidity).

Bru? Haha.

No, no, no, you’ve got it all wrong, Jim Irsay owns the Colts, not the Broncos.

I'm definitely over 25...

All this because of a goofy, white motherfucker named Taysom. Taysom!?

TheEagles played like shit against Tampa, Tennessee, and Carolina, they deserved everything that came their way. I have no sympathy for this team for the way the played the 2nd qtr and beyond, and I’m an Eagles fan.

One for each current playoff team: