When is the part where we find out a Buckeye football player allegedly murdered somebody? Three months?

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself get fired by the Bulls.

I was just happy with a Super Bowl win over New England, but now you’re giving my team credit for scoring 48 points in the game? Party! Bonus!

Oh, so Big XII football is the future? 

At what point does Deadspin replace the red-faced Gruden picture with this:

Physical therapy?

Yeah, Jim Otto, Todd Christensen, Art Shell, and Bill Romanowski all called to play for the Raiders.

Aaaand I’m a dumbass.  Your quip flew right over my head.  Good one.

Gruden will end up looking like Noob Saibot by week 17.

The University of Troma Terrapins?

Snacks? Oh, right. My bad.

I can remember, a few years ago, putting myself into a whiskey induced stupor, as I’ve been known to do, and replaying this game online. I came to two conclusions.

Boy, times have changed. When I was a kid, Odell, by God, loved water so much, he had his own lake.

Its amazing Andy Garcia can still play baseball at this high of a level considering his age.

The amount of people that you’ll find driving up and down 322 in Central PA proudly sporting their “409" stickers is appalling.

Animation festival? Sketchy situation? I see you what you did there.

Of course he’s ready for the NBA, he has year of salary to prove it.

Wait a damn minute...... I was led to believe all major sports organizations and their officials hate Boston, and look to screw them over in any situation.