Looks like Rutgers got in on some of that sweet Natty Light 77 pack action.

Thibs shouldn’t feel too bad, there’s a lot of motherfuckers out there. Otherwise the MILF tag on Porn Hub wouldn’t be as popular.

Why not give a few points for qualifying to take away the reward of sandbagging, but line the field up on raceday by a complete invert of the current season standings.

Whenever I read the Cryptkeeper bit I always, inexplicably, end the laughter part with an Urkel snort.

“It sucks having to sit out and wait for my insulin” said Bell, ironically, by the first telephone.

Dudley Do Wrong.

Even as the clock finally ticked to 0:00 I kept waiting for Dwayne Rudd to show up and chuck his helmet in nostalgic exuberance.

I live for the day when he becomes a bust and gets cut by the Jets.  Deadspin will no doubt photoshop the infamous striped polo on him, and give it the headline, "Chopped".

Fucking A! Him and Robert Evans....

Plausible.

Oh. I thought it was because he needed Sandra Bullock’s advice on how to properly coach his left tackle.

Weird. He was a convicted burglar in Chicago and New York as well.

Once Wentz’s ligament went, whence will his return date commence?

Look at that uniform. I'm fairly certain she accompanied Drago to his press conference before he fought Creed.

“Opportunity is where your find it”-???

“Bah Gawd, Donald! Paris jus’ ain’t lahk it used ta be!!”

Ryerson may suck at boxing out and rebounding, but they sure as heckfire remember you!

Ben McAdoo looks like he non ironically owns a fanny pack.

I’m in my early 20's and get blind drunk in Sea Isle. Having never been to the Jersey Shore before, and hating standing in a super packed bar to pay for overpriced drinks, I decide I’m going to walk back to my buddy’s house in Ocean City.