Interesting mixture....

The feeling was incredible. I couldn’t go to sleep. I just kept pacing back and forth in my basement while watching the postgame and air punching in celebration while alternating drinks of Jack and champagne.

Me and my boy Gaear prefer the ones up in Brainerd.

We all know that last TD wasnt real just like Billy Bob was an illegal lineman downfield during the final play of Varsity Blues.

That’s fine. I’ll take the hate. I promise not be anywhere near as insufferable as Pats fans.

Dude! This is fucking unreal. Helluva game. I feel like Ricky Bobby.

I read your last line in Jester’s voice from Top Gun.

Just like a Vegas team to have an in-house advantage.

I went to a Sixers/Celtics game when I was a kid in the early 90s, and I remember him having 20 assists in that game.

Sherman Douglas

Poor Russ.

I know Deadspin hates the whole “hockey vs. basketball” take, and i really enjoy watching both, but why can the NHL televise their draft and the NBA can’t?

You could have used this for his teammate and few others this year as well.

Dan could always get a job with his brother Riley at GMAC.

They could play the Al-Qaeda All-stars in Kabul on the 4th of July and I’d be pulling for Al-Qaeda. Fuck them in the ass with a family sized jar of Smuckers.

I was always partial to Duke “The Dumpster” Droese, myself.

“See Jake, now here’s a guy who knows when a situation has become untenable.”

The best helicopter landing I’ve ever seen at a championship event was definitely the one that landed during the Penguins/Blackhawks Stanley Cup in ‘95.

“I’m old and I’ve never experienced anything like this!”

Doesn’t he understand the ESPN protocol? He needed to get drunk, nakedly pass out in someone else’s condo, and THEN issue his apology.