Good to see Vili Fualaau has found a job as a beat reporter for the Warriors.

We just found James Harrison’s favorite hockey player.

America has never had any former soccer players elected President and we don’t have relegation either.

If there’s one team I love watching shoot off their dicks with a 12 gauge, its the Cowboys.

“I gotta put my elves in a better position to make toys. This past Christmas is on me..... The Holiday is yours.”

Leave it to a guy who spent one year at fucking Duke to have the most freshman-ass takes on shit.

Evans should have been suspended longer for going after a player who never played a game in the NFL. I mean, hitting somebody who’s not even participating is pretty egregious even by SEC “footbaw” standards.

Hey man, nice shot!

After your anti-Philly rant last week, all I see in your future is a dirtnap.

“I once drove a Challenger through Columbia.”

Is there a more sensitive to criticism, whiny, passive aggressive persona in sports than the NBA superstar??

We’re you eating a Milky Way?

Goddamn right. Callous your hands up, dammit.

I rinse mine out after each use and wash it out with hot water and soap once a week. Is that bad??

Channing Tatum is a Celtics fan?

Shit happens.

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, that was awful.

So Price is basically as sensitive and reactionary as the typical Boston fan. Marriage made in heaven.

I really couldn’t care less about this event.

Juicy....