Roger Goodell in a parallel universe?

I always thought Forrest was the one who was bit, and Bubba was the one who got shot.

Luther was a a bit sketchy though, no?

DILMAAAAA!

I was in the lounge of the Penn Wells.

Ha. Autocorrect got me.

The afterlife has done some serious shirt to Dusty Rhodes.

I was in one in Wellsboro, PA. Nine people. Pure silence. Then the bartender decided to turn on the TV to try and get some type of music. This bar didn’t have the music channels on TV. It was a premium package that the bar apparently didn’t get. It didn’t even have a goddamn jukebox. I didn’t know that was even…

Nice to know that Bucky Larson had another job to fall back on after his porn career failed.

So Craig T. Nelson, Jerry Van Dyke, Bill Fagerbakke, and Shelley Fabares are back on ABC? Yes!

“I’m sorry. He needs to get to my level to try and defeat me. I’m in 8-4.”

I was really hoping for a “cream of the crop” reference and some sleight of hand.

“Once you’re a billionaire, you never have to spend your own money ever again, because you can just strong-arm governments and companies into paying for shit for you.”

Great taste!

Damn it, I meant an Eiffel Tower. I’m retarded.

No way in hell that these two bros didn’t pull off a London Bridge. On a jet no less! That's a bold strategy, Cotton.

Air Bacons.... Nice.

Goddell and/or Brady to pull an R. Budd Dwyer when the settlement is reached. Is that too much to ask?

Why do the Raiders suck? Chris Berman permanently exclaiming, “Daa Raaayyyyyduhhhhs” over all of their highlights is the first thing that comes to mind.

I think I have the same case of lysdexia you do. Haha.