You are a true laxbro. Good work.

I thought that second photo was a Hope Solo selfie. Thanks for clearing it up.

I take it Mouton’s never seen 12 Angry Men.

(scrolls through obvious quip rolodex)

Of course Belichick is in favor of more cameras on the field. Duh.

What have these two done since being punted out of Philly? Reid had a one playoff appearance. Terrific botching of that lead Andy (surprise!). McNabb was worthless in Washington and Minnesota. So because the team got rid of those two at a time when their respective talents and messages had run their course, we…

Yup.

Stuart Scott - Al Sharpton

Boy, the plot of Rocky II sure is a lot different than I remember it.

Martin took a dive when he saw who he was fighting. He didn't want any of Ryan White's blood on him.

Blount goes Beast Mode approximately two minutes after a game ends.

"She blew a bubble.... and she blew a bee. Aaand my coaching staff blew the game."

I thought you'd be tired out from breathlessly defending yourself against every anti-Pats opinion yesterday, but nope, here you are again. You're like a puppy with a frisbee.

Woe is me. Enjoy digging yourself out to go get a couple tins of Skoal.

He should know better than to wear gold cleats in his pictures. Such a Gloreeee Boy.

For whatever reason I read that last line like the iconic line from the movie "The Warriors". Killed me.

"He shows brief periods of lucidity, but that quickly turns to confusion."

When pressed for comment the rotator cuff responded, "I now understand how he feels he did not consent to this tearing."

I wouldn't have rubbed his balls up either. Seriously, look at that goddamn mustache. All Lowery needs is a white Econoline 350, a bag of candy, and a puppy and the outfit is complete.

I guess they didn't tamper with his game balls enough.