Is anyone else actually surprised that Human B-Side Rita Ora fails to elicit enthusiasm/recognition from someone in more or less her own industry? Because I’m not.

IT’S NOT AN E FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

People who pronounce “milk” as “melk”...the worst or the absolute worst? Discuss.

He's adorable. And I feel like a creep for thinking he is adorable. He's 19! (And I'm 30!!) but I guess it's ok since I called him adorable and not hot (which he isn't, yet, because he's a tiny little baby.) but no lie, I can't wait to see Paper Towns.

Monsters, and people with moderate to severe IBS *raises hand*

Loving Chipotle is only acceptable if you live in a city that doesn’t have good Mexican food. People who live in Los Angeles and regularly go to Chipotle are everything that is wrong with America.

#TeamMoe’s

The potential for humblebragging here is endless.

Are they REALLY dopplegangers?

and also deeply attractive.

I get Jessica Chastain all the time. I got a special security lane opened for me at Newark once because a TSA person legit thought I was her.

Probably the same thing I’d do if I ever saw Michael Cera.

I prefer Nat Wolff.

I can barely stand regular Vogue. I can’t imagine how insipid Teen Vogue is.

ily

Anyone who doesn’t eat burritos deserves to be bombed.

CHI-POLE-TAY YO

do you know who I am?