That one works so well, but the fragrance is a tad overwhelming for me.

That one works so well, but the fragrance is a tad overwhelming for me.

I LOVE that one so much. Lasts ten times longer than any dry shampoo spray from the drugstore and works far better.

I LOVE that one so much. Lasts ten times longer than any dry shampoo spray from the drugstore and works far better.

That bug in her salad is the stuff of nightmares. NO THANKS!

Pretty grim all around!

Yaaasssss

(And please go watch 30 Rock immediately!)

That is awful. I’m so sorry that you went through that. I’d be traumatized forever. I am sympathetic to the desire to want to honor someone’s last wishes, but not at the expense of the still-living.

I admit I think he’s probably pretty average in bed, but the sex idiot thing is from 30 Rock.

We need to somehow crowd source this “I’ve had sex with Ryan Lochte” thread idea, because as of right now that is pretty much the only thing I care about.

Who has an open casket funeral for something like that? That is horrifying.

If you play your cards right I bet you could get him to be your sex idiot

You ladies can have Anna but I am probably never going to stop trying to steal Aubrey from you all. The wicker furniture, flowy pants, and cheesecake sound amazing though.

I am sorry to tell you this but unless either of you are Aubrey Plaza, then Anna Kendrick lied to you.

I am sorry to say this but I don’t think you and I will ever be friends. You MONSTER.

(JKJK)

I think she is inching dangerously close to Hathaway territory.

Don’t hurt me, but I find her extremely irritating. I’ve liked her in the films of hers I’ve seen, but outside of that she seems like someone who is trying so hard not to seem like they’re trying. She always seems very impressed with herself and it grates on my nerves a bit.

I feel super weird about it sometimes too because my younger sibling used to watch him and his brother on their Nickelodeon show so I remember him as a young kid. He has turned into a rather attractive young man (who is 20 now, btw!)

I’ve seen him in a few movies recently and he’s got so much natural talent. Not just…

HOW DARE YOU

Honestly very jealous of you right now.

I had a doppelgänger on my swim team growing up. We looked so much alike our parents would mistake us for each other from any distance of more than ten feet or so. We still look a lot alike but less so than when we were little.

Nat Wolff is sooo much better than Ansel Elgort.

That is one of my biggest pet peeves on earth.