Aside from the terrible story line with predictable outcomes and atrocious acting, it was just overall a horrible fucking movie with so many issues that car enthusiasts can pick apart.

What kind of shitty job do you have where you have to wait until after work to Google shit? Are you a first responder or something?

I’ll gladly admit that 2F2F is my favorite of the series (ejecto seato cuz!)

“How should we paint your little 4-door car here?”

This is all a little suspicious considering the Cubs hired Tanya Harding as a consultant last week.

Who knew that the same fan base that celebrated a super bowl win by eating horse shit would have some unhinged members ? 

So, Nick Foles leaves and now these guys are trying to be the biggest dicks in town?

In the cases of Cone and Maddux, I would argue that the results from having a personal catcher were well worth it. Unless you think that somehow Maddux winning 355 games was disappointing.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Buffalo buffalo buffal Buffalo buffalo buttholes. 

only used as a champagne cooler

I’m just happy that Alabama isn’t all over the news for doing something horribly bigoted for once, so this can just keep going on until the storm putters out for all I care.

I’m mean, we’re talking about practice.  Practice.  Not even a game.  Practice.

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

Jim Boone is a despicable piece of shit. Sorry, I can’t think of a joke.

Hey bum Torchinsky, the hurricane isn’t hitting the Carolinas, it’s hitting Alabama! Failing Jalopnik probably staged the Jeep in the ocean too! ANOTHER Chinese car that can’t surf. SAD!

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Rams...”

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

and with the other, Robert Kraft.

On the one hand, fuck Jerry Jones.