No hint of a motive. Imma go out on a limb with “muthafucka be crazy,” though.

Mr. Brasche, what you’ve just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone reading this website is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God…

But when the injuries pile on top of one another, and the residue from each one sticks to your bones, and your muscles refuse to forget what you’ve put them through, then your “love of the game” finally gets a cup-check, and that’s right about at the age of 27 or 28.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to explain this to my wife, but she STILL gets the mayonnaise everywhere.

He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

So when you’re at a urinal, you unzip your pants, pull the top of your boxers down through the fly of your pants, and piss with the stretch elastic of your boxers held in defiance of gravity as it threatens to redirect piss into your eye should your grip of it slack? Or do you just not use urinals?

Where are all these over-the-edge pee-ers coming from? The fly is there, it’s easy, it’s tidy, it’s sanitary! What the hell are you people doing, and why do you enjoy constricting the flow from beneath? 

Every damn key you suggested I used within the last hour. Guarantee you that the code running this website has plenty of brackets ‘[’, braces ‘{’, pipes ‘|’ and tildes ‘~’.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

You left out:

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

I’m about as big a baseball fan as a person can be and I’m still a baseball fan despite it all so I agree the game’s troubles are overrated. That said, the game is in a bad place right now. Maybe not economically to a meaningful degree, I still subscribe to MLB.TV and everything so they’re still getting my money, but…

Breh.

Rent Blu-Ray from dvd.com, library, Redbox, friends, rip to PC, add to Plex, enjoy forever (at full uncompressed quality)

F&F getting the ol’ eject-o seat-o from Netflix?

Each day I appreciate my personal collection of movies and TV shows and Plex more and more.

Well, one person feels bad for O.J. Simpson. That person?

Elway neighs sadly in between bites of oats.

They look like a bunch of goddam housepainters.