“50th Consecutive Jets First Round Draft Pick is Determined to Bust.”

Just skin, baby.

Come on.

Appealing? No.

I really think that what the Jays are doing will be instructive to the rest of the league. Forget investing a ton of money in scouting and development. Just start paying a premium for genuine ex-big leaguer semen. Forget stud prospects, embrace stud fees. The Jays have clearly shown they can’t draft, sign or trade…

The bat flip didn’t even make Reds newcomer Trevor Bauer angry, he was actually laughing about it.

Man, hope that dude doesn’t run into Brian McCann anytime soon.

“Bat flip of the year???”

I tried Jack In The Box once, and my ass played “Pop Goes The Weasel” for 3 days.

“There’s an old, presumably apocryphal tale about body integrity, good body sealing, and absence of unsightly gaps around the hood, trunk, and doors. It goes like this: To test for the car’s airtightness, Toyota engineers would leave a cat in the car in the evening. The next morning, if the cat was active and…

The best part of your comment is the two cones he is dragging haha

Design meeting attended by only various versions of 11 year-old me

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

His first name translates to “thunder bear,” so I think we’ve finally answered the age old question: does a bear piss in the aisle?

When Ian Polter comes off looking more professional, you’ve got to reassess some things. 

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

I used to know this dude, a recovering crack addict, but still for whatever reason, hung out at bars. One night there was a ruckus starting, and he was in the middle of it. Despite his past transgressions, he wasn’t a bad guy and we got along. As I was trying to pull him away, he looked at me, dead in the eye and said…

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

I don’t know a ton about this, but I’m very frequently adjacent to people who do - There is rarely a photo of a celebrity posted online or in a magazine that they don’t want there. It’s all a sham. Every last bit of it. Everything that happens publicly is there for a reason, and it is all to further their public image…