The last several characters of the VIN are digits only, therefore 80085 is the only answer.

What do Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel have in common?

Simplest way to think about it: ALL the energy that would have gone into sending the arrow the distance of a football field - and still have enough energy left over to kill an elk - goes into the bow instead.

Still beats the shit out of Papa Johns. 

Sometimes you just have to take what the gas station has.

I got a Snofrisk once. But the crack Swedish investigators didn’t find anything.

But I’m not, so your proposition is the equivalent of dividing by zero.

As a single person, the first tier of leftovers are those that can be eaten cold. You know, for breakfast. Thus, any chicken is tops with pizza in second, depending on the pizza. A poor example: DiGiorno’s. Tasty hot; like chewing on a sponge cold.

I would have gone for “charges headlong”

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

Alternate Headline: “Drivers With Incredibly Poor Skills Unable to Hit Dumbass on Scooter”. 

Fatal. 

I’ve heard of this method. That said, I personally have no interest in putting a skillet on the grill. Part of the appeal grilling has for me is that there are no pans to clean up. 

Rather than describe this as installing a hellcat engine in a miata it’s probably more accurate to say they gently wrapped some miata around a hellcat engine

My favorites are the idiots who walk right down the middle of the lanes in a parking lot and then are shocked-SHOCKED! when they notice a car behind them.  “My god” their eyes seem to say,”If only there was some way I could have forseen a CAR in a PARKING LOT!”    Some days I really wanna hit the gas and thin out the…

Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.

The numbers don't lie, guys in funny glasses hit better when they're clean shaven. Obviously he's been studying Sabometrics.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

I acknowledge that you are entitled to this awful opinion.

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.