Somebody should do a tasteless article ranking cars by odds of road-head.

Its not just dumb, but also dumber.

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

“They need to hit guys the right way.”

I wonder what his girlfriend think about all th.... hahahahahaha, sorry couldn’t make it to the end.

ABV/$ is how I nearly didn’t survive college.

They’ve disappeared from most hatchbacks and SUVs over the last fifteen to twenty years, sadly. Coinciding with the introduction of those incredibly slow and finicky automatic rear doors that never seem to want to close.

“I think Sabathia is trying to communicate that whatever words caught Garcia’s attention were intended for home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi”

I will argue that Bush never came off as anything but a personable guy who was way in over his head. This is not a matter for discussion about his actions in office or anything like that, so no one even start with this shit.

Jimmy Fallon is a hack that nearly ruined every good SNL skit that he was inexplicably included in.  He is insufferable and every night I say a silent prayer for every teacher who had to put up with his spastic crap when he was a kid

There’s already a moat there. It’s called the Rio Grande. 

I’ve heard of an Air Force general ending up face down with an angry dog and its handler standing over him because he didn’t believe that he wasn’t authorized to approach something sensitive. There’s no messing around. Also, I do think I read that someone got killed on the grounds at 51 earlier this year.

Eggs Benedict with fresh salmon under the egg.

When I’ve sat next to nervous fliers, I’ve shared that I fly a lot and that I also have a degree in Aerospace Engineering so I know that it’s a good thing that the wings are flexing. Then I’m asked where I work and I tell them that I’m a church minister now. They immediately want to know that story. And they now are…

Excited for the Mets to sport the Brazzers logo, to continue in the tradition of having everyone associated with them getting fucked.

Probably not the smartest move, but honestly, I’d like to see more acts of good sportsmanship like it.  Argue away Turner!

Lapid: “Anything but green.”

I can't wait to hear Bauer drone on and on about this.

I’d totally watch a show where you solved auto-related mysteries. Call it Encyclopedia Brown Manual Wagon.

so uhh..wait, did they have cameras in the bathrooms?