Their toys are the same.  Bright, colorful, squeaky, made to be chewed on.

I know. This guy is giving an automatic CP for something that can be removed without much trouble.  That’s like not wanting to buy a house because you don’t like the color of some walls.  It’s a relatively minor fix in both cases.

Too bad window tint is permanent...

I haven’t hurt myself sneezing, but it hurts like hell to sneeze when my back is already flared up.

Huh huh, you said backlog.

My dad has always used the term “flatrocking” when it’s raining hard.

It’s 100% your fault that I’m not getting any work done this afternoon.

Pore is correct as he used it.

I make one every morning.

Joffrey Baratheon would like to have a word with you...

Reducing testosterone levels by executing them?

That’s scary, but not at all surprising.  Get off my lawn.

I wasn’t shocked when 2 out of 4 times I used the valet at a hotel they couldn’t drive my car (manual Mustang GT), but how did any sort of tire shop or mechanic not have someone capable?

Or Vontaze Burfict assaulted somebody else.

For me or you, there is no functional difference between the two.  If I had either amount, my coworkers would never see my ass again.

That was my first thought.  I don’t know if he is or isn’t smart enough to know the difference between the two huge amounts, but I bet his agent could have/should have explained it to him.

Fuck Kent Hrbek for pulling Ron Gant off the bag in the ‘91 World Series.

Don’t start no shit won’t be no shit.

Does there need to be something between the Equinox and Traverse?

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