So the police report describes in detail what happened, we all already know what happened, so why is he going through all the time/trouble/money to keep people from seeing what we already know happened?

Which U of A?

But did he make a basketball move after the catch?

Phrasing?

That’s right, I was thinking of the wrong E model. So many E words and F words.

I think the Flex is related to the Edge and Fusion.

I was correct, but not technically correct.

Surprised and impressed.

I’m not doing the math, but I hope the answer is 80085.

Want me to write a song about it?

I’m not familiar with that one, and I’m not gonna open it at work.

That’s what she said?

Also: sky is blue

Yeah good for him, but when are they gonna extend Bobby Bonilla’s contract?

I was referring to Jiyzah Shorts.  And no, I’m not gonna google that one at work.

There is no way that isn’t made up.

It’s hard to tell with a rental Altima with a CVT too.

What’s under the hood that makes it very not stock?

Looking at your username, you would be the expert.

And I can “skate” just well enough to stay upright.