They’ll have to let him play in the games now. 

I honestly didn’t think you could keep up all those puns furlong. 

I wonder how they could Justfy these actions. I would hope they get more than a Citation from the Secretariat responsible. This type of Assault on horse racing ethics cannot be Affirmed.

It is if you do it right. If you half-ass it like me, it’s not that bad. 

what a card!

A good O-line makes everything better. Elliot is good, but what could the Cowboys have done with that money and a running back taken in the third or fourth round of the draft?

I don’t think you’re grasping the point of the rule - it’s actually to protect the defense. You’ve seen how long it can take for a player to get out of the stands or the dugout after making a catch - often, enough would-be time for the runners to advance more than one base after tagging up (especially if the player…

so that there would be more chances of having two or more big names clubs in the same group so that there would either be two very good group stage matches in most of the groups or even better for UEFA a couple groups of death so that people would tune in for the group stages as well.

Well, at the time Infantino said the aim was to give league winners “an additional award”, and that “people had difficulties in understanding how the champion of a country is in a lower pot than the third-ranked in that country.”, and on their website UEFA called it a “Champions’ bonus for the group stage draw.”

(so,…

Why would we want to punish him further by making him live in Indiana?

Saved money on tackling dummies. 

That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No…

I agree that something like 50+1 would be ideal from a fan/community power perspective. The problem with 50+1 (at least in Germany) is that, combined with those same Euroball premises I laid out, it limits anyone’s ability to compete with a big team like Bayern (or even Bayern’s ability to compete with PSG or City or…

Yeah, I’m definitely not a #ProRelForUSA type but you’re right that the actual problems in European soccer, at both domestic and continental levels, are a) the huge income disparities between leagues and between teams and b) the fact that spending more money (generally on player salaries and transfers) is the best way…

I support Kenny; I support the player protests. Quite honestly, they’re bringing attention to my story. So, let’s talk about that. I’m the son of immigrants, I’m black, I grew up poor.

Mind-fucking Sharapova is something I’ve been doing since I was a teenager.

The Defenechstration of Houston

As a native Oklahoman, I can’t tell if the last line is a joke or not

Dog racing isn’t dead, it’s just moved to a farm upstate.

I hate to align myself even slightly with the Old Men Yelling At Clouds, but I also do not find the Three True Outcome Era to be a particularly enthralling version of the game.