If history is any indication, this is exactly how they make basketball-related decisions.

The wife is a ‘stallis native and we are both former ‘stallis residents, and you are correct to besmirch them, but they do serve a damn good breakfast.

They stop moving the ball and just chuck it up. No one is listening to Stevens, who I think is a decent coach but no one is listening. 

Jennings has lost repeatedly to Brad Ruter, who has never lost to a human opponent on Jeopardy. He never climbs to the top of these lists because he was a contestant at a time when winners were limited to five appearances.  

I once had a retired Giant call me to sell my business some sort of insurance product. He made a big deal of the fact that he used to play in the NFL, but couldn’t tell me a damn thing about the product. My understanding is that he’s done pretty well for himself however.

Please don’t say he was doing Piglet....please don’t say he was doing Piglet...

It’s like when a base runner beats the throw and steals second, only to be called out minutes later because an extreme close up of a slow-motion replay showed their hand coming off the bag for a quarter of a second while the baseman’s glove was still on their back. While technically a correct ruling, it’s one that…

The United Center isn’t really in the ghetto though. It really isn’t that rough a part of town either.

I heard the interview live yesterday morning. It was over the top and tone deaf. No one is going to feel sorry for a VP of Communications.

It really doesn’t matter since they’ll die of measles or polio before adulthood.

God bless the elimination of the two line pass rule.

Nobody can call up the New York Yankees and ask them for Mickey Mantle’s phone number! Or Mickey Mantle’s number, because he’s Mickey Mantle!

My bank also charged my kids $30 in monthly fees even though accounts held by minors aren’t supposed to be subjected to such horseshit. I had to make 30 calls to undo that shit, and I still haven’t switched to a new bank, mostly because all the other banks suck just as hard, but also probably because I was indirectly…

The dogs love it. The owners take care of them better than 99% of the dog owners out there IMO.

Because Ipswich spends no money yet still manages to not be profitable.

The victim’s father, Navarro Simmons, told local NBC affiliate KSNT that he learned about his son’s death when Ballentine called him from the hospital. He said he was initially excited to get the call, thinking he’d get a chance to congratulate Ballentine, only to learn that his son had been shot dead.

How does the organization look bad when one of its draftees is shot at a college house party? Isn’t that what 99% of college kids do?

I’m 50 and haven’t lost my parents. But my wife has lost her dad and her mom isn’t too far behind. And for both it has been a slow, degrading process that I wouldn’t wish on anyone. I think at the end of the day, my wife will be sad that her mom dies obviously, but she knows it will be best for everyone. I’m not going…

That quote from Gettleman wasn’t even the most interesting one.

Look, this is absolutely a silly rule. They should let transfers play immediately.