It’s like when a base runner beats the throw and steals second, only to be called out minutes later because an extreme close up of a slow-motion replay showed their hand coming off the bag for a quarter of a second while the baseman’s glove was still on their back. While technically a correct ruling, it’s one that…

The United Center isn’t really in the ghetto though. It really isn’t that rough a part of town either.

I heard the interview live yesterday morning. It was over the top and tone deaf. No one is going to feel sorry for a VP of Communications.

It really doesn’t matter since they’ll die of measles or polio before adulthood.

God bless the elimination of the two line pass rule.

Nobody can call up the New York Yankees and ask them for Mickey Mantle’s phone number! Or Mickey Mantle’s number, because he’s Mickey Mantle!

My bank also charged my kids $30 in monthly fees even though accounts held by minors aren’t supposed to be subjected to such horseshit. I had to make 30 calls to undo that shit, and I still haven’t switched to a new bank, mostly because all the other banks suck just as hard, but also probably because I was indirectly…

The dogs love it. The owners take care of them better than 99% of the dog owners out there IMO.

Because Ipswich spends no money yet still manages to not be profitable.

The victim’s father, Navarro Simmons, told local NBC affiliate KSNT that he learned about his son’s death when Ballentine called him from the hospital. He said he was initially excited to get the call, thinking he’d get a chance to congratulate Ballentine, only to learn that his son had been shot dead.

How does the organization look bad when one of its draftees is shot at a college house party? Isn’t that what 99% of college kids do?

I’m 50 and haven’t lost my parents. But my wife has lost her dad and her mom isn’t too far behind. And for both it has been a slow, degrading process that I wouldn’t wish on anyone. I think at the end of the day, my wife will be sad that her mom dies obviously, but she knows it will be best for everyone. I’m not going…

That quote from Gettleman wasn’t even the most interesting one.

Look, this is absolutely a silly rule. They should let transfers play immediately.

Goofus>>>>>>>>>>>Gallant

It’s funny to me that this guy equate soccer with socialism, considering soccer, at least in Europe, about as ruthlessly capitalistic as anything. No salary cap, little revenue sharing, etc.

So maybe I’m not understanding something, but at least where i live, there are plenty of regular jobs available if someone wants a second, part time flexible job. I know at least a half-dozen people off the top of my head who work these jobs for various reasons. Why did you choose this instead? Am I exaggerating these…

I really only care about it if I feel it impacts my team’s results. What Deadspin writers constantly gloss over when it comes to how players are “screwed” in all sports, is that THEY AGREED TO THIS DEAL. The CBAs for MLB, NFL and NBA were collectively bargained with the players unions. If they don’t like the deal as…

Well they didn’t care enough when the last CBA was negotiated.  Let’s see if they care enough in 2021.  Let me go out on a limb and suggest the answer will be “doubtful.”

Have you watched the series? Giannis has had his most trouble when they have guarded him small up top. It’s something that other teams have done all season as well. It’s not a revolutionary concept.