Do you like ketchup on your burger? Then it belongs on your burger.

Don’t forget that Whole Foods was a piece of shit before Amazon, even.

I suspect part of it is that Amazon is acting like the 400lb gorilla; and the remaining suppliers want nothing to do with tying their future to that.

I worked at a food company that sold specialty food through Amazon. We were constantly at risk of going out of business based on what changes Amazon decided to roll on us, whether it was refusing to buy product at the price we had set, or creating new digital requirements seemingly designed just to be missed and apply…

Interesting. Maybe the solution is for Amazon to litter the empty aisles with sketchy third party vendors selling knock-offs and expired product?

Today someone put three bags of Hostess Donettes (one each chocolate iced, powdered, and glazed), and they are at least 2/3rds gone now.  Yeah, free office donuts go no matter what. 

Any food, regardless of edibility 

Lol, incredibly unhealthy and expensive but no way am I turning down a free delicious fried dessert. The paltry wages they pay anywhere, this is the least i can get.

To be fair, this happens with every doughnut that appears in most offices.

The hardware engineer, product manager, NPI manager, and everyone up the chain responsible for reviewing MTBF here should be ceremonially hung upside down naked, covered in honey, and set upon by a colony of fire ants.*

Man...as a safe driver and car insurance haver I can’t wait for an insurance company to hold some smug (or otherwise) Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property If they think that this Is a safe feature to use In a crowded lot.

I mean, if your vehicle hits something while you’re using that feature, I’m going to hold you accountable.

As someone working in an industry that most consumers kinda loathe, maaaaaybe don’t say that sort of thing online ? Lol. 

Where have you parked your Tesla?

I think I have a heme in my Dodge.

I’m on the 16-bit diet, where I only eat food I find on the ground. I tried Atkins and Keto but they lacked the cardio from fighting off street walkers and gangers.

That header image looks like a turd wrapped in a deep-fried bedsheet

I wish the taco trucks drove around my neighborhood like the ice cream truck, bonus points if they played mariachi music. 

FWIW, the lede image pretty much told the story. Bleh.

Even the glamour shots make that thing look like a huge calcified pustule.