Simmer down now, kid.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

You had me at Ingaliish.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

Every time I think we’ve reached peak SyFy, they say “Hold my beer...”

Idea for a new federal law.

The working assumption now is that Donald Trumps doesn’t know anything, period.

I figured it was rhetorical since we all know the answer.

He’s trying to drive a wedge between Germany and the US, because that’s what Putin wants.

Ah, I initially misread this as “he will pay.” Which, of course, he will not. But you said “we will pay,” and assuredly, this is true.

the only video we’ve seen of him actually driving shows him behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce, which is built by German company BMW.

...and yet that is still not apparent to a large percentage of Americans somehow.

It took me a second, but I got it. Star for you.

I agree, this imbalance needs to stop. We need cars designed and built in America, like the Ford Focus, Buick Cascada or the Chevrolet SS.

There are no words for the sheer volume of stupid behind this man.

Man...that last tweet though. Incredible.

“That Russian aircraft carrier is under attack!”
“Negative, sir; it just does that.”
“Oh.”