The master race, everyone.

Dude’s dad is also his aunt, and you know it

That guy’s face is waaaay too small for his head. I’m guessing that his whiteness is a bit too “pure” ..... if you get me

If management took advantage that’s messed up. But aren’t a ridiculous percentage of regular employees also on public assistance because they make poverty wages? They should have been honest with the foundation but that money still went to the less fortunate.

I like Sussexodus myself.

I understand the overall point of your statement and can respect that view. Also, 16 years old and premeditated murdering does not round down to child. Teenager, young adult, maybe. But murdering your pregnant girlfriend in an alley behind her house, hiding her body and wrapping her head up is not child like behavior. 

Children shouldn’t murder their baby-mamas with kitchen knives just because they don’t want to be parents, then.

As much as the typo is...ugh...on brand, the notion that the concept of economic success is tied to investment vehicles all but totally unavailable to the bottom half of the country is one that needs to fucking die.

“401Ks are high! Trump’s winning!”

Even if they were presently penniless, it wouldn’t take much to leverage their name/brand and royal family connections to make as much money as they want.

I just hope this has the effect they intended and gets the gross press off their backs a bit.

Not really though, he basically turned the ire of the Iranian people from their government and towards the US again, so that was a really bad diplomatic move. Not to mention that the General had a guy underneath him that just went ahead and took his spot.

...you said two sentences, and they’re both true.

I was starting to get paranoid that he’d start a war just to get reelected later this year.

Former Republican strategist Steve Schmidt summed up Graham up pretty succinctly recently. Graham’s fealty is to whomever is the biggest swinging dick in his current vicinity. Whatever he needs to do to stay in Trump’s good graces for now, he’ll do… (until a bigger apex predator swims into his view.)

It’s remarkable how used to the taste of farted-in slacks that man is.

He’s rich and white *checks notes* you’re probably right. 

What did Matt Damon do?

This is a solid ranking but I need you to explain how Yoda is a wizard. 

This is some very polite ownage. 

Gandalf isn’t human. He is one of the servants of the Valar, he takes human form but he’s basically a god. His physical body can be killed, but his spirit would return to Valinor and he could be sent back by the gods to do battle again. Sort of how he became Gandalf the Grey to Gandalf the White.