I was out until the mass graying a while back. I'll probably never get back out. 

Also if my math is correct a 20% discount on a 55 dollar hat (seriously its 55 dollars for a shitty hat) makes it 44 bucks. Who was the 44th president?

Next check out Buck v Bell.

That's the face of a man that needs punched!

This all seems familiar. Almost like he's lying.

I went to school with two girls whose mom died when they were in middle school so they moved to my school in a new state to live with their aunt and uncle. For most of middle school and high school they referred to them as their aunt and uncle but around the time college hit they were parents. And they referred to…

I knew I wouldn’t be disappointed.

I don't know why, but now I really want to see Adam Schefter with Mark Davis's hair.

I can't even tell if this is a joke. 

Cudgels don’t bash people, [something something] bash people.

I voted in Kansas yesterday and was required to hand them my driver’s license which they took and put in a little slot so a tablet could scan the barcode on the back of it. Then they made me confirm my name and address as they looked at it on their screen. Don’t think he can blame much voter fraud if he loses.

Looks like it’s time to email my Republican senator (Jerry Moran) and tell him what a spineless fuck he is.

I kept looking at this picture thinking "that's not don jr. That man is too good looking." Then I saw the chinless goober in the background wearing the camo hat. Where is he heading? Somewhere to make papa proud? Newsflash don Jr. Your crimes don't matter because you'll never make your dad proud.

Why isn't Ivanka on this list?

I’m no business expert, but its shady enough that they're talking about setting up a new corporation to make this payment when they already have (presumably) dozens of corporations they could use. If this is all above board like they say, why the new corporation?

The president has been very clear about this, and I feel that he’s been very clear on this with his comments and actions and any other comments I’d refer to his outside council.

Never tweet.

бета-кук

Yeah his estimated net worth is 200 billion dollars. But all of that is money he has stolen from his people. He treats everything in Russia as his personal property from what I've read.

Okay good. I was about to tell you to go fuckfuck yourself. But as a two time Jack owner that’s pretty accurate. This one is much more of a handful than our last one, but we're taking reactive dog classes and have been working with her a lot.