If he does I’m sure he’ll call it the The Noble Piece Prize

—The Betsy DeVos Story

I don’t know if anyone is selling them, but I already have my tickets.

No it does not.

Also, Colorado Avalanche.

“Maybe even use it as their timecard.”

I gave you a star, because you’re so fucking stupid and angry I felt like you deserved it. Jesus Disabled Christ is a good one too.

This is truly a great piece! Radar reminds me of a guy I know. They’re about the same age, and if he didn’t have his job I don’t think he’d have anything

I hope your lawyer showed her what’s up!

Nah. I’m actually laughing about how stupid all your responses are. You’ve got some anger issues that you’re having a hard time dealing with. Puberty can be rough, I remember going through it too. But if you want to make me chuckle some more go ahead and respond again. It’s actually making my day.

That’s a good one. All your responses are right here in a row “hey fuck you” “go fuck yourself” “I’m so fucking cool and no one cares fuck you” It’s pretty damn pathetic to watch you pick fights with internet strangers that weren’t addressing you. I hope that you’re dead soon, and the best part will be I’ll never hear…

What he was actually saying is that “he gives himself a 10" meaning a 10/10 knockout babe (Ivanka in his addled brain) that’s all his and no one can say otherwise. He was giving himself the a gift.

“We recognize these as very serious charges, and that will be reflected in the severe administrative disciplinary actions the School District will take against these students.”

This is great. I’m a chronic sneezer and when I start sneezing it’s usually 8-10 sneezes before I can stop. Sometimes I’m lucky and it’s only 2 or 3 but I don’t think I’ve ever sneezed a single time in life, always multiple. It’s just as annoying for me as I’m sure it is for everyone around me. Between sneezes I feel…

As someone who has year-round allergies and sneezes 8-10 times every time something triggers a sneeze I say leave me the fuck alone and stop saying bless you to me every damn time. I’m sneezing. I get it. I don’t need bless yous or acknowledgements because I’m going to sneeze again in an hour and I don’t need it then…

Guy must lay awake at night furiously punching his pillow in rage tears because [Insert any fucking reason at all and it will fit]

That’s all gotta be done in gold sharpie

Hey the Koch brothers could have done that too but they were too busy being giant pricks.

Baywatch era David Hasselhoff is back and no one told me.

You’re right. 130 would have dumped this administration months ago. 140+ never would have signed on. We’re looking at Low hundreds for the smartest of the group on down to 50-70 for their garbage leader don trump