I’m sure at least two of them own Rodgers jerseys, and a third still hasn’t gotten over how the Drew Brees thing went down in San Diego.

No he fucking didn’t.

There are three football teams in Florida you’ve neglected to mention.

Life, uh...finds a way.

Ha. We all know Scott Stapp is in a ditch somewhere, we just don’t know which one!

Yeah, but why did he wait...uh...10 days. Like the calendar changed to a different month before I heard about it, and now I’m mad!!

God was sitting around on a cloud, not sure what to do. Should he help the people of Houston, whom he just flooded old testament style, or just continue to watch them suffer? Then, from under the clouds an orange beam shown through. trump had called for a national day of prayer and the next thing god knew prayers were…

Holy shit that’s probably accurate. And the guy keeps telling her they can legally take his blood now, or come back later with a warrant for blood they (the hospital) had taken before the police arrived. So which fucking is it? If you’re so sure of your abilities, go get a warrant!

Star for burnt husk!

“After reading the false reporting and even ferocious anger in some dying magazines, it makes me wonder, WHY? All I want to do is #MAGA!”

When you buy a 24 pack you’re buying a different bottle and a different package. 24 16.9 oz bottles is what you typically see, but Best Buy is selling 24 20 oz bottles. I know it sounds like a small difference but the way The Coca Cola company sells these two different packages is the key. A 24 pack of 16.9 oz…

It seems ridiculous, but look at what they’re selling. looks like a 24 pack of individual Dasani 20 ounce bottles and 1 liter Smart Water bottles. All labeled for individual sale, not case sale. The markup Coke charges for the individual bottles vs case packs is crazy. I buy 24 packs 16.9 oz water straight from…

Here’s a rainfall calculator too.

Holy shit that’s a good one. I’m going to have to go watch Blazing Saddles now while picturing trump as Le Petomane. On second thought, that might take the humor out of the movie because it’ll be too much like real life.

Now that’s good Kinja!

I can’t wait for his crooked Hillary, nasty woman, lock her up, emails tweets! Because we know he can’t let this shit go.

Is prat some kind of candy-ass milk?

trump vodka(TM) is so much better than Russian vodka. People are saying it’s the best vodka, and this Russian Vodka is fake news. The biggest witch hunt in American vodka history! There’s no Russia! No Russia! Only trump.

I read the title more like the Interior department paused coal mining due to a health risk study and I was thinking wow that’s amazing! Then I read the article and realized it was the exact opposite and much more in line with this administration. The world is still the world.

And they know that, but if you ask them why they want tax cuts for millionaires and billionaires they’ll say “well because I want to be there someday, and when I’m a millionaire I don’t want the government taking all my money!”