Is it weird that knowing how hot dogs are made doesn’t really bother me? By the way it’s Friday, which means I’m grilling hot dogs for lunch.

Yeah he calls all his players youngsters. It was funny when I was in college, but in the context of this story it’s pretty troubling. It’s one thing to say “these youngsters have been working really hard in practice to get going for their first game Saturday. It’s another thing to call him a youngster while being…

Don’t give up just yet. Plenty of us hate the fuck out of that clown. I live in rural Kansas and I loathe him with a fiery passion. Although my friends and neighbors sure do think he says some funny stuff! Fuck them too.

I can’t wait to see Peter Thiel’s response to this.

Holy Shit.

Alright, Elon Musk. Time to live up to your word!

Unfortunately for them I don’t need new ways to hate them. There are enough to choose from as is.

He’s really just pissed off that Obama has his name on something so big. If it was called the Affordable Care Act (hey it is!) and we had always referred to it as ACA instead of Obamacare I guarantee he wouldn’t have a fucking issue with it.

Hello qwertt: Do you understand how question marks work? You can end an interrogative sentence with one. It’s like a period and shouldn’t be used with a period. Here’s an example:

To be fair though, the answer is Mar-a-lago 95% of the time.

Maybe not a horror movie by definition, but definitely the worst movie of a generation!

I think a baby would have more sense. An oversized toddler perhaps?

Let’s just go with the Spicy facts on this one, that trump and a small group of people knew exactly what he meant. Okay. So what did he mean? It means something, but you can’t tell us what because it’s classified information? Top secret? What is the president hiding, and how irresponsible was it for him to tweet…

What’s that you’ve got there? Hollow Headed Russian Marionette? I like it!

I have to wonder how his policies would change if the world could just agree to make him a few concessions. “I don’t like Obamacare, it’s smelly and it’s no good for anyone.” Let’s keep it the same and just rename it trumpcare (lower-case t) “I love it, it’s marvelous, so much insurance for everyone.”

I can’t wait for the Twitter rant that will come during the testimony. It’ll certainly border on witness intimidation, which Sean Spicer will then be forced to deny only to have trump get on tv and tell the nation he intimidated those witnesses and he’d do it again if he got the chance!

Exactly.

Yeah, I hear you. I don’t come to Deadspin to see who won last night’s game, or to hear some interview about how the Lions are prepping for their season. It’s about highlights, lowlights, funny shit that happens to people at games (see any Bills tailgate) stadium financing scams and ripping on players for various…

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If Donald Trump is the Next Hitler then I am joining his SS to put an end to Monotheist Question. All Zionist Jews, All Christians who do not follow Christ’s teaching of Love, Charity, and Forgiveness And All Jihadi Muslims are going to Madagascar or the Ovens/FEMA Camps!!! Does this make me a fascist!!!