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Carlos SpicyWiener
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It’s just...It’s not even...I just can’t today.

I always think back to trumps account of that golfer that wasn’t allowed to vote.

This is how I got free internet for awhile in college while I waited on mine to be set up. There was a guy from my hometown living in the same complex and his network was his name, his password was his son’s name. The connection wasn’t very good, but I was just waiting a month for Cox to get around to come and hook

I would love to see Jared Kushner in prison.

Yeah, and I’d hate to see a couple innocent Secret Service agents get killed because of Flynn.

trump has a 36% approval rating. That’s 1/3 people. My bet is it’s the same people.

“He’s already rich,” Chaffetz said. “He’s very rich. I don’t think that he ran for this office to line his pockets even more. I just don’t see it like that.”

You may not want to read about “the politics of chicken farming” when you go search for a chicken recipe, but if disastrous policies are made that affect the supply or the safety of the supply of chickens, would that not affect your ability to cook them?

+1 for that medieval burn. 

While we’re at it, this rigorous performative self-policing implies—yes it does, don’t even bother saying otherwise—the inverse: That these men police their wives’ interactions with other men. If you can’t imagine a reason, other than as a prelude to sex, why a married man might choose to share a meal with a woman

There was a Samoan guy on the football team where I went to college. He was really good at false starts, but I think he was the exception.

Yeah but this is how trump will read the news.

A distant relative of mine was a coal miner his whole life. He died of cancer. Did the coal mining cause the cancer? I’m not sure, but I’m not sure the coal helped him out much.

I am also lost as to what is happening here. Should I clap?

Maybe they’re just Putin you on. I’ll see myelf out.

I really hope not. Not just for the false flag bullshit that they’d be pulling, but then they would have to rebuild it and you know those dicks would spend SO much money on it.

Now just imagine this exact thing happening, but no one in the media being allowed to report on it. This is how democracy dies. And that is Trump’s vision.

My competitors: Walmart, Dollar General, Kroger. I’m an independent grocery store owner. We’re a dying breed and my competitors already beat the shit out of me in just about every way possible. It’s tough competing against some of the largest corporations in the world when you’re a mom and pop shop, but we compete.

Haha. A self unloading truck might be a ways down the road. That would make Mondays a whole lot better though if I showed up to work at 6 and the truck had delivered and unloaded itself.

I’m sure that’s how it will be for some, but I buy goods from a large corporation who I pay membership fees to. They hire independent truck lines to haul for me so in my case it’ll be the large corporation telling the truck line to figure out how to deliver my product or go back to a real driver. The supplier