Starred for “Wrecks Ryan”

These stadium bills keep getting more and more expensive. They could just cut their budget to...oh...say maybe a single fucking billion dollars and still have a perfectly nice stadium!

I’m still getting paid??

No, he just shit in EVERYONE’S pants. And he is very happy about it.

Go on...

He doesn’t even know how to smile. He just stretches his face into that contorted puddy monster look.

There was a real human skeleton in the science classroom where I went to high school. No one ever thought much of it until our teacher revealed it was real.

“He’s going to hire the best people and run the country like a business! That’s gonna be good for guys like you and me!”

I really enjoyed this answer while some of the events were a little boring but there’s room for improvement! I hope they keep it going.

Coach K also said that until the team started performing better he would also be forfeiting his paychecks stating that “it’s a team effort that starts with [him].”

No...because the brown people.

Today Langer said the report “was a mischaracterization by the media,” because he had heard the anecdote from a friend, then told the story to anotherfriend, who then told the story to someone “with ties to the White House.” At the very least, that would make this story fourth-hand information.

If he’s going to post that with such a huge picture of the company that made it on Twitter, shouldn’t it say Sponsored somewhere? I’m guessing he got it for free...and plugged the photography studio.

I’m a little worried that the budget director doesn’t know any of those numbers from the tax cuts. He doesn’t know them now, what is going to suggest that he’ll do that research later?

I choose to stand with the ridiculed, the insulted, the belittled.

Yeah, but don’t change your name. He’s the one that sucks!

When it started I laughed at the joke of a man San Francisco had hired to replace Harbaugh (I hate Harbaugh). I took pleasure in watching him sweat at his press conferences.

I would’ve also accepted #alternativefacts or even #outrightlies

Trumplethinskin is my new favorite.

This really fucking hurts to read today.