First they came for the climate change experts and I did not speak up because I wasn’t a climate change expert.

You magnificent bastard.

Oh yeah?

I didn’t realize Trump was coaching at Michigan.

Oh shit. I hadn’t even thought of that. Time to tip-off the SEC. And since this isn’t Deadspin I’m talking about the Securities and Exchange Commission...although it’ll soon be headed up by, oh I don’t know, Bernie Madoff?

“Well if the artist doesn’t like me or what I represent they’re free to restrict me from using their music for my campaigns, I respect their decisions to do that and I certainly don’t harbor any ill feelings toward any of them.”

Stick to sports amirite?? Ever since Gwonker went away Duspin just hasn’t been the same!

I hope this gets the attention it deserves. Bravo.

Russell Wilson is 4-5 against the Rams. That makes me happy too!

To anyone thinking about going to the gym after reading this article, but you’re afraid of what others will think of you, just remember, you may be the fattest most out of shape person in the building, but you’re much better off than all the people sitting at home!

Thank you. Packers fan and K-State grad here, so basically Jordy Nelson is my guy. And even I think that wasn’t a touchdown!! It would’ve been first and goal anyway, but come on. They won’t call a personal fouls for Cam Newton but Jordy gets that touchdown? Something is messed up with that.

19 baseball writers you didn’t know take wins into account. #14 will shock you!

Great at cyber too! Just look at him cyber.

I’m not either, but lacking indisputable evidence, the joke stands as called.

Next August? I’m hoping this is settled fairly quickly, but he will be talking about this for the rest of his life. How the election was stolen from him by a rigged system.

The look on her face is like she’s trying to figure out how she can be with a man who is about to vote for trump.

You think that sounded coherent?

I’ll ride that boat with you!

Just be sure you cook the baked beans in the can they came in!