After watching literally anything else but hockey, I can’t imagine anyone watching hockey. Ever.

done and done.

I’m going to just repost what I said yesterday over on Gawker’s article. I’ve highlighted the part that any anti-vaxxer reading this should pay close attention to.

Colon: Damn, I’m so hungry I could eat a..

I wasn’t really impressed at first. But judging from the sound, it’s definitely harder than it looks.

Ironic that in a sport dominated by Asians, history is made by this particular Wang.

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

Suuure, the Greek guy just "accidentally" missed the right hole.

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

I couldn’t find the original either. But this will suffice:

“the dab is dead. It has been dead for a month. These are zombie dabs”

All Wainwright did was talk about how great he and his buddies are and how Heyward is a coward. We might all be used to the Cardinals’ classless “me-first” attitude by now, but it doesn’t make it any less of a blight on the game.

Upon seeing him on the Wanted posters, NYPD officers went up to the bench and shot him in the back 13 times.

This isn’t the first wanted poster the Nets have had to display for a Williams on their team.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Somewhat ironic, considering that owners of WNBA franchises would like more butts in their Arenas.

God, this is so unbelievably sexist, I had to watch that video 15 times just to comprehend how sexist is it

a man best known for giving away his shoes on Twitter