Anyone else remember CandaceParkerSecretLover and his final farewell after losing his star on here? If the guy broke down crying on here when he left the commentariat, I can’t imagine how he’s taking this news.

I had to do that in high school overseas to earn money for a high school club trip. It sucked bagging beer and chips for the Joes at the AAFES shoppette on Saturday nights for a month. But we made good money. And the club trip was to Amsterdam. So there was that....

Guess what show is playing downstairs right now. I parked my kids asses in front of a tv today because that’s what George Washington would have wanted. It’s really weird to be reading this article (and seeing that picture) while I hear Ryder in the living room giving out assignments.

Dated a rugby player in college myself. Oh the memories. She would finish a match and be exhausted, all covered in cuts and bruises and that was when she was her horniest. I can’t explain it. And felt no need to.

I’ve been reading Deadspin for 8 years and have never once commented. Today I created a burner account just so I could star your comment. THAT’S how much I hate God Bless America in the 7th inning stretch. It got my lazy ass to do something.